I'm not Keith Chegwin, though. Sorry!
I'm a goldfish that lives in Nottingham, United Kingdom. I don't know how old I am, but I was purchased in 2002.
I used to be a tiny little goldfish, but now I'm really big! I live in a nice big tank with my castle, my bridges, my house, my tree and my mermaid girlfriend.
I like to eat peas, lettuce and goldfish pellets! I sure do love to eat!
I used to have photos taken of me daily, but I was tired of all the photography. It's better to see me on my good side, anyway!
If you want to find out more, you can be my fan on Facebook or email me.
I hope you like goldfish, and I hope you like me!