INTERNET AQUATIC HORROR:
Millions gasp as goldfish seen on website!
INTERNET AQUATIC HORROR:
Millions gasp as goldfish seen on website!
Chegwin, a goldfish living in Nottingham, England, was shockingly seen on the Internet today in spite of requests for anonymity.
The goldfish, last seen being a "pet" to two humans, says that, despite having his photo taken every day for untold millions of fans on the World Wide Web, he is trying to live a good life, with fresh pellets, Elodea Canadensis, frozen peas, lettuce and debris lodged in his gravel available at all times.
And, ignoring all rumours to the contrary, he would also like to state that he is not Keith Chegwin.
To help Chegwin in his plight, you can, in fact, talk to Chegwin, be Chegwin's friend on MySpace, be Chegwin's fan on Facebook or see Chegwin every day via an RSS reader.
We'll have more on this astounding story as it develops.
The Daily Chegwin was created by Chegwin's owner, Kate Bolin, starting in September 2006.